Recently at work, I think people have uncovered the truth. I have a secret identity. Sure, most people think I am a mild mannered yet more or less stylish mom blogger. But at work I am a super hero, sometimes known as Super Sparkle! I imagine it may be hard to recognize me in either form so here are a few ways to figure out which identity I am rocking:
MOM BLOGGER
Also known as: Skinny Jeans & Yoga Pants
Can be found:
Watching nerdy shows in the SyFy channel
Trying to convince her kids to play Crazy 8s or other card games with her
Surfing Pinterest to avoid doing any real work or blogging
Can be identified by:
The glass of wine in her hand
Two little girls who clearly dressed themselves attached at her hip
The yoga pants, sequined slippers, and a lack of makeup except mascara
SUPER HERO
Also known as: Super Sparkle
Can be found:
Fighting the evil of blingy and ill-fitting denim
Making other moms look and feel hot
Accessorizing outfits with a single scarf…or necklaces….earrings…bracelets….
Can be identified by:
Sparkly accessories, makeup, tank tops, basically anything shiny
Skinny jeans and a wedge or heel of some sort.
Her ability to get herself and two squirrely little girls ready for a big event in an hour or less
Maxi Dress by Lily (similar here)
Denim jacket by Gap (similar here)
Sparkle scarf from Hot Mama
Earrings by Stella & Dot (similar here)
Bracelets from Sundar Imports
Shoes by Me Too (similar here)
Why yes, I am a huge geek. Wait until I start posting about Comic Con in July….
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