After thinking about it, it finally hit me. Much like the episode of Sex and the City where Aiden and Carrie are getting along too well, I was missing the thrill of the hunt. Not just the hunt for those amazing finds or deals, but the hunt for MAKING the purchase and bringing it home. I was getting to shop without the drama. No calculating, hiding, sneaking around, just smooth shopping on the horizon. No need to hide part of the purchases in the closet or in the trunk until I can get it past him at a later date. I was missing the excitement and drama that is usually attached to a big shopping trip!
OK, ladies. Let's be real. We all try to pull things over on our men, especially regarding shopping. We know we do it. They know we do it. It is all part of what keeps our relationships exciting. The excuses we make, the half truths, and the outright lies are all the thrill of the hunt which is shopping. Can you honestly say the following has never left your mouth?
- "Oh, I have had that forever..." - Since when does forever equal one week?
- "These never go on sale. It was such a good deal, I couldn't pass it up." - Really? Never goes on sale? Just this one time? No one really believes that, not you, not him.
- "No, I only spent $XXX today." - Yeah, right. You probably spent twice that and hid the rest on your "secret" credit card or used your cash stash.
- "I just haven't worn that since before I had the kids." - This one was my favorite. It doesn't work anymore, but it did for awhile.
Really, it is by far not the worst problem to have. I am sure most of you are screaming at your computer/iPad/phone screens that I am an idiot for waiting this long, even if my husband has spoiled the hunt for me. I am extremely thankful my husband desires to make me happy. The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but my path just might start in the closet. Happy wife, happy life, right?!
In the end, I will suck it up and go shop. It is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.